Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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