The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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