I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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