i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
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