If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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