i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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