yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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