The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Randomize
