There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Just high enough for therapy.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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