my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Randomize
