How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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