i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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