Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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