I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Randomize