You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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