All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
