Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I just found puke in my bra..
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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