you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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