we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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