She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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