Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Randomize
