we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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