I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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