Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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