Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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