i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
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