Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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