there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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