I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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