Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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