We're like a lot better than the average bears
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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