just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Verdict: uncircumcised.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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