she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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