Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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