You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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