ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Floor bacon is actually really good
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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