Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
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