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DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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