Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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