You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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