Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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