i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I am one with the molecules
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Randomize
