guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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