Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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