Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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