She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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