i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I need to calm my uterus...
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
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