Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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