i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
time to smoke my breakfast
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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