my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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