No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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