somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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