Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
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