omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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