Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
please don't ironically join a cult
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