Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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