i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
My dick has a subreddit
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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