I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
he puts the penis in happiness.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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