im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
i came on her dog
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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