mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
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