i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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